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PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:31 pm 
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I feel weird giving him his own topic seeing as how he recently said he has absolutely no desire to ever do new music again, but what the hell:


The "Gene Simmons Roast" will be held tonight (Tuesday, November 27) at the Key Club on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California.

The event ‚Äö?†??‚Äö?¢‚Ä¢ which is said to be a benefit for "wounded warriors" ‚Äö?†??‚Äö?¢‚Ä¢ will be hosted by comedian Jeffrey Ross and will feature "roasts" by the following celebrities and comedians:

Brian Poshen
Carrot Top
Dave Navarro
Craig Gass
Danny Bonaduce
Eddie Griffin
Fred Armisen
Jim Norton
John Heffron
Lisa Lampanelli
Ralphie May
Shannon Tweed
Steve-O

Each "roast" focuses on a particular celebrity as its target. A panel is selected from the celebrity's peers and current, popular comedians to comically point out the foibles of the personal and professional lives of the celebrity in question.

The "Gene Simmons Roast" will be in a similar format as the one for Pamela Anderson, going from 8:00 p.m. to approximately 10:00 p.m. PST and air on A&E sometime in April 2008.

Commented Ross: "I'm roasting my childhood hero... Growing up, Gene was my favorite member of my favorite band. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna take him down hard. What should i say about him???"

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What? No Paul Stanley? :?

I'll bet he's got some stories about Gene... :lol:


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What? No Paul Stanley? :?

I'll bet he's got some stories about Gene... :lol:


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Oh

my

god.


Paul would burn Gene worse than a gasoline-covered lightning bolt! :lol:

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BRUCE KULICK On 'Gene Simmons Roast': 'He Asked For It, And He Got It' - Dec. 13, 2007



"Gene Simmons Roast" was taped on November 27, 2007 at the Key Club on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. Former KISS guitarist Bruce Kulick attended the event and has issued the following report:



"Got an invite to the 'Gene Simmons Roast' and it was a hilarious evening. It ran so late I couldn't even stay till the end, but some of the jokes about Gene and KISS in general were brutal, but very funny. He asked for it, and he got it. I also had the pleasure of speaking with Nicholas, his son. Imagine a young, spitfire version of Gene, without the knowledge of fame and fortune. A classy offspring, so Gene and Shannon (Tweed) have done great with their unique style of family. He is a family jewel! Sophie [Gene's daughter] was not in attendance as it was a bit blue and, shall I say, inappropriate.



"Also spoke with Geoff Tate from QUEENSR‚Äö?†??¬¨‚à´CHE, ALICE IN CHAINS' Jerry Cantrell, and Scott Ian from ANTHRAX. METAL SKOOL was the house band, and they are very funny to entertain. I know they will have to edit this event, as it was taped for A&E.



"By the way, I did not roast Gene, that was left for the comedians and his son.



"Can't wait to see the final version.



"Thanks to Gene for the invite. I had a great time!!"





=====================================



The latest courtesy of blabbermouth.

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February 20th -

Hi everyone,

You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past.
Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy.
All is well.
And thank you all for the kind words of support.


Does anyone know what that is about?


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Genesimmons.com
February 20th -

Hi everyone,

You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past.
Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy.
All is well.
And thank you all for the kind words of support.


Does anyone know what that is about?


Seems weird. People have said shit about him for decades and he's never cared what anybody has said. I'm curious too.

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RadioactiveMan wrote:
Genesimmons.com
February 20th -

Hi everyone,

You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past.
Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy.
All is well.
And thank you all for the kind words of support.


Does anyone know what that is about?


Here's the reason. Was that fast enough?


KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons has issued a brief statement regarding the reports that footage of him having sex with a blonde model has hit the Internet. The black-and-white clip shows what appears to be Simmons in bed with a woman identified as a spokesmodel for Frank's Energy Drink. Simmons reportedly endorses the drink.

Photos on the site promoting the sex video show the couple going at it in several positions, with Simmons keeping his shirt on (and his pants around his ankles) and the woman wearing lingerie.

Simmons and longtime love, former Playboy model Shannon Tweed, have been a couple for over 20 years and have two children, 19-year-old Nicholas and 15-year-old Sophie.

In a message posted on his web site, Simmons writes, "Hi everyone. You may have heard or seen garbage that has sprung up from my past. Rest assured the proper legal team is looking at all ramifications and options.

"And us? Shannon, Nick and Soph are happy and healthy. All is well.

"And thank you all for the kind words of support."

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Hell... Who cares about the press release? I'm curious if the man lives up to the Legend of the Plaster Caster... :lol:


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Hell... Who cares about the press release? I'm curious if the man lives up to the Legend of the Plaster Caster... :lol:


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He's a bloated old man. I don't think my curiosity is enough to make me sit through watching a Gene film. :?

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I'm sure that RockHard will be kind enough to report back.


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I'm sure that RockHard will be kind enough to report back.


It'll take him 45 minutes to download it, 2 minutes to watch it, and 5 minutes to :barf:

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Here's part of the cease and desist:


Showbiz Spy reports that Gene Simmons' lawyers have started sending out cease-and-desist letters to those that have posted the now infamous "Gene Simmons sex tape" — and have pretty much confirmed it's him in the video.

The letter, sent to Valleywag.com, reads, in part, "The video in question was surreptitiously filmed without Mr. Simmons' knowledge by a woman named Traci Anna Koval.

"To the the extent that Ms. Koval ever claimed to have any interest in the video, which is both disputed and inconceivable, given its surreptitious filming, such rights were acquired by our client Allied Industry in 2003, pursuant to a written assignment and release agreement in which Ms. Koval assigned all of her interest in the video to Allied Industry, including the copyright, represented and warranted that no additional copies would be exploited or distributed and expressly consented to injunctive relief."

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bildo wrote:
RadioactiveMan wrote:
I'm sure that RockHard will be kind enough to report back.


It'll take him 45 minutes to download it, 2 minutes to watch it, and 5 minutes to :barf:


Yep... I just said I was curious... I didn't say I was curious enough to watch it myself... :lol:


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bildo wrote:
RadioactiveMan wrote:
I'm sure that RockHard will be kind enough to report back.


It'll take him 45 minutes to download it, 2 minutes to watch it, and 5 minutes to :barf:


Yep... I just said I was curious... I didn't say I was curious enough to watch it myself... :lol:


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It's official: Steve is "curious." :lol:

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bildo wrote:
RockHard wrote:
bildo wrote:
RadioactiveMan wrote:
I'm sure that RockHard will be kind enough to report back.


It'll take him 45 minutes to download it, 2 minutes to watch it, and 5 minutes to :barf:


Yep... I just said I was curious... I didn't say I was curious enough to watch it myself... :lol:


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It's official: Steve is "curious." :lol:


Not that curious... :roll:

:lol:


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